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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

You'd need to calculate the compound interest

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You'd need to calculate the compound interest

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    If, in 5 million years, we are still using dollars, then we deserve to be turned into whatever compound Zeeblorp is interested in schmearing on his bagel.

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      We’ll be using the Eurodollar by 2077. I don’t know what the exchange rate is from dollars to eddies.

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        Just get a chip from a hotel room, and you’ll have all the eddies you’l ever need, I promise

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          Great, now I’ve got that dude from the Matrix in my head talking about how his dick is bigger than mine.

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      At last they still have bagels!

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        If there’s no humus to be had, then humanity is doomed anyway.

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          Nothing like a good hummus bagel.

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      It will be Galactic dollar, no US dollar.

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