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Warm syrup can’t melt flour beams
But syrup can make them soggy…
Ha, people really believe what big culinary shoves down their throats. There are multiple angles showing a large black box under the fork before it makes contact with stack 1. Compare the footage of the stacks falling alongside any professional mukbang demolition and you’ll see the similarities. Not to mention the “coincidence” of the owner who routinely had breakfast there happened to not be there that day…
You think that was real maple syrup on pancake stack 7? Aunt Jemima doesn’t melt butter like that.
fucking hell, take your upvote and warm sense of satisfaction that you sent me to hell
Damn it i just made that joke. Originality is dead! We are all cogs in an infinite machine!
It’s no coincidence, we both see through the lies. Those delicious buttery syrupy lies
I don’t believe he did it at all. They lied. It was an inside job.
The pancakes are certainly inside now
If he’s anything like me, not for long.
This is not the face of a man who just won an eating challenge.
And the shirt doesn’t look like it’s really printed with those graphics either.
Syrup can’t melt butter. Look it up!
Wait why does he look like Linus Torvalds
Every man should strive to.
Just give me all the pancakes you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of pancakes.” What I said was, “Give me ALL the pancakes you have”. Do you understand?
I’d hijack that plate
That’s actually 9 seconds and 11 minutes in American datetime.
I believe you mean American timedate.
Osama Bin Latke
Steel forks can’t melt dough and syrup!
I didn’t think you could have pancakes in poor taste but here we are
It’s not poor taste. He’s Never Forgetting.
Looks like they tasted amazing
When they said never forget, I didn’t realize it was because the memes would never stop.
The internet never forgets
It’s been over 22.3 years, though
I don’t need to be reminded how old I am
Yeah, that should be enough to start making jokes… but “never forget” and I’m not American
I could be wrong but I think they are making a south park reference.
The aids episode. 20.3 years is how long before something bad becomes funny.
Never forget o7
bush did it first
Tacky.
Only if you spill the syrup
Yeah. I feel like this is equivalent to concentration camp jokes.
It is definitely not equivalent to concentration camp jokes. More like jokes about how “fun” Vietnam was. Y’know, like South Park made. Several times.
you’re on shirts that go hard.
what did you fucking expect?
Probably, shirts with powerful, impactful messaging. Or, just plain cool. Not edgy neckbeard stuff.
like this?
If it had been at Taco bell, it would have been a sad day with bells ringing for each layer. I don’t know, I’m Reading too much into it. But it needs powdered sugar.
a tower of tacos? i don’t like taco bell enough, but when i was a freshman we’d have taco eating contests at the place tacos cost a quarter (taco wednesday for some reason)
