Similar, but it was middle school.

You monster!

Too much weather is certainly an apt description of the majority of North America.

Sandal, sandal. I don’t like my feet to be hot.

“I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

It’s neat that it’s all hydro-powered. Not so sure about the mercury floating electrified vase/lamps though.

No. That’s a really crappy cheap brand of cigarette. Just put the thing out. Now a Dunhill or Nat Sherman, sure I’ll hold those.

Debian Unstable, if you like to live dangerously and have to reboot every couple of years.

/s

Shhhh!

They survived?

I’m divided on airshows. I get that the spectacle is impressive. They’re also literal monuments to war that are burning an excessive amount of fuel to operate.

I get that you probably don’t have multiple military aircraft flying overhead every day. I chose to live in San Diego without knowing that was gonna be my version of the train that I had to learn to ignore. So that probably colors my thinking, as well as being a Navy Vet.

Personally I’d prefer more museums so they can be shown off without burning more fuel than is needed.

For anyone who is still confused, this is their disclaimer at the end of the article. They are Nat-Cs

NOT SATIRE: There’s no room for interpretation with Overwear’s merch. Wear clothes you actually believe in. We supply you with biblical narratives that go along with each statement so that you can stand out in a world of trends and defend (absolute) truth.

The peeps will swallow the hot dog, and not in a sexy sort of way. More like “The Thing” swallows stuff.

I feel bad for you.

Mustard is the oldest, and only completely global, spice that humanity discovered. We found mustard within a few thousand years after we discovered salt, and I’m not certain that we were homo-sapiens by that point.

I hope you can find a mustard that you like.

One SOWs division. One SEWs clothing.

Speaking of spelling…

That got added during the Cold War. The USSR had no state religion, so the anti commie McCarthyists added that phrase to the money.

Occupy Wall Street

Fuck You! I’m eating!

Carl’s Jr.

Is the crocodile farm a cover for the mob to dispose of dead bodies?

What do I want? I want to live long enough to be there when they put your head on a pike as a warning to future generations that some deals come with too high a price. I want to look up into your cold dead eyes, and wave. Like this. 👋