Were it so easy

And that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

You’re right, it doesn’t matter.

Choose the home edition. Easy.

No shit.

I’ll see myself out.

No. No it isn’t, and I hope you actually understand that.

The fact it is so prevalent in the gene pool suggests there may be some benefit we are unaware of. Further study is needed.

Edit: and it doesn’t ‘cause’, it puts you ‘at risk for’.

Yes. Tumors get suppressed.

Were it so easy. Sickle cell disease also conveys resistance to malaria

If having an allergy means your immune system turns against you

Incorrect. You’re thinking of an autoimmune disease. An allergy is an overreaction to a detected foreign substance the severity of which can be life threatening.

good immune system

Subjective. All dogs are good dogs, but, when poorly trained can still be dangerous to themselves or others. An apt metaphor.

Probably the singlemost important one that for some reason commonly gets forgotten about… lacrosse sticks. They were literally weapons historically.

‘need’? It doesn’t.

Possible useful applications? Reporting on anything relevant to the fridge (temps., power consumption, water level, maintenance reminders, usage tracking etc…)

Other than that I can’t think of anything other than 'bragging rights.

Yup. I once saw a grey-jay standing atop a relatively humongous pile of moose guts trying to protect it from thieves. The natural world is actually a good metaphor for the plausibility of ideal capitalism but breaks down for RL capitalism because human nature and ingenuity destroys the system’s ability to reach equilibrium.

Soap Operas

Metaphor too on the nose. English teacher would have given me a C-

So long as we’re being pedantic… ‘were’.

I wouldn’t. ‘Better than’ is not the same as ‘worthwhile’

Don’t hate the players, hate the game.

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KABOOM MFR!

Easily.

This ones Yak piss yellow, this one’s Ballsweat Blue, and yup that’s Salty Rash Red.

I haven’t found any that allow this. Why is this?

It is begging for a lawsuit, probably violates harassment and/or privacy laws, and better as a reporting tool to law enforcement.