Give him a canadian tuxedo, and he looks like a guy I went to college with XD

Laughing kike a lunatic right now, don’t mind me XD

Big dawg is how I gas up my buddies when they look down

“Sickened”

Don’t worry about it! We’ll, yeah, it’s going to happen, but please don’t worry about it! Just ignore it, like I do!

What? The Nazi tattoo Blackwater mercenary isn’t a bastion of moral rectitude? Who’da thunk?

After all the moral high-horse bullshit, its genuinely disgusting what people are willing to handwave away when it’s their guy.

DCC is so damn fun to read! Discworld is a great read, too!

ITT: “Believe Women! Unless they accuse someone I agree with politically of rape”

Internet explorer ass comment, 2007 called, they want their hot take back

Applesauce! This post isn’t the bee’s knees! I’m going to a blind pig to chug some giggle water to forget it!

Corpo, Gonk, and Klep have all wormed their way into my vocabulary!

Gee, I wonder who “our” refers to in a post about America, this may be the mystery of our age. Let’s act like scientists and form hypotheses, maybe we can solve this

Hahahaha, don’t threaten me with a good time!

He texted me out of the blue!

That’s nice and all, but you’ll get the same look as someone saying “Latinx” IRL

Euros are unable to grasp the concept of immigration.

world’s rejects

Yep, that’s us ;)

Are you telling me that those territorial boarders were arbitrary? And that Destiny didn’t Manifest itself? ON AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY!?1?!?!?1?