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“Look man, this role is just a side gig for me. I’m just gonna lay here, and pretend to be dead. I get to have a few minutes of peace, doing absolutely nothing for 3 minutes, and make more money than the average American makes in 3 years. I don’t want a speaking part. That would be like…work. I just want to rest, and you guys get to advertise that Kate Moss was on your show.”

This is the vibe I get from celebrities most of the time. She, as an actress, turned down a cameo role, because she, as an actress would have had to act. And that’s too much.

Meanwhile I’ve worked in factories for $9 an hour, in 130F heat. Fucking hell.

I don’t know, but I’m willing to be your test passenger. Either my body is torn to shreds in the time loop, or I go back to 1985. I’m good with either option.

I have zero idea what you’re talking about. Has what escaped? Are you trying to open Jurassic Park? Because yes, they ALWAYS escape. Dinos go nom nom nom. Incidently enough, they only eat bad people. They’ll scare innocent children, but they never eat kids…except that one. But those were tiny little dinosaurs. The kid was way bigger than them.

It really doesn’t need to be though. Let’s say he has a shitty little rocket.

Ok. So now lets shoot the rocket at the warship. Ok, it didn’t do much damage. Maybe it was even shot down by anti-air defenses. Now try shooting 900 of them at the ship. They’re cheap, they’re disposable. Sure, the anti-air might shoot a lot down, but you’re shooting down a $3 rocket with a 1 million dollar anti-air missile.

Even if you never hit the ship, you’re causing financial drain that cannot be sustained. You spend $10,000 on $3 rockets, fire them all off all day and all night, and the USA is using military grade defenses. That $10,000 might drain the USA half a billion dollars just to defend one ship.

Now scale that for every ship in the military. Little tiny unmanned rafts basically, shooting off cheap rockets at close range, and being defended by expensive ammo. All across the ocean. With the proper planning, you could probably drain the USA’s global navy in a day without sinking, or even hitting a single ship. All without losing anything at all.

Stop making me feel old, sir!

For me it was a combination of working in a factory at 135F degrees, and also drinking as much gatoraid as you can imagine you’d want. I’d buy the 24 pack of 32oz bottles. That would last 1-2 days.

Apperently Gatoraid is also very high in salt.

There was a post I saw a few days ago where a guy removed the entire wifi board from his TV, and it still worked. Then someone said that LG tv’s will actually seek out bluetooth conmections, and try to piggyback off the other device’s internet connection.

I just can’t see the appeal of owning a smart tv.

Awful example. The 90s had WAAAAAAAAY less stress than today.

Maaaaaaan. This is spoken like someone who’s never had a kidney stone, and needed lasers to be shoved up their urethra, and turned their insides into star wars.

Now when I pee it comes out in 1 stream. Or maybe 6 seperate streams all going different ways. You never know.

…and you guys don’t think apple is doing the same shit? Get a spectre. Dumb tv all the way.

Nope. Fuck off with that.

My dumbells also become barbells. It’s crazy what you can do with adjustable dumbells.

How should a situation like these be handled in the future?

By devs not using AI in their games. You did nothing wrong.

I’m petting!

In…in the bikini? Those balls are like baseball size.

You must be way younger than me. First meme I saw was the hamster dance in 1995.

Not enough beans.

I haven’t heard someone mention 9GAG in forever. Someone without context today might think it was a porn site.

The kkk just can’t wrap their heads around this.