Your body is alive but your brain is dead and that makes Jesus sad.

Steam doesn’t deliver to PO boxes.

Like eggs but pickled.

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Nickelback?

Try a pickle, pineapple, red onion and black olive pizza.

It’s a game european women invented to keep themselves busy while their husbands do the cooking.

Understandable but at least he did some good and he’s not a million years old like the last three presidents we’ve had.

Even though they look like siblings I’m glad they’re having fun together.

Weird I didn’t have that problem.

Is this small government?

Or is it freedom?

A hole’s a hole.

Oh I get you there.

I played The Witcher 3 for over a hundred hours and didn’t realize I didn’t like it until I went to have a threesome with Triss and Yennefer and instead got left with blue balls.

I would have returned that game right then and there if I could have.

Second-hand smoke isn’t good for the cats either.

That comment was a hole-in-one!

But if you quit smoking you’ll be able to save other cats for years to come!

You should quit smoking.

Oooo this one has layers like an onion.

I think you misspelled ‘soccer.’

This account is c/shit.