Have you met people?

I want my friends to be honest with me about the food I make, so I’m honest with them as well.

Same kind of person who’d downvote that comment, I’d reckon.

They have nothing but contempt for us.

Um, no.

*judgment

Nice! I was hoping you were gonna say Seattle. Need to get back down to Portland soon.

I 100% dig this. Where can I see more of your art?

Who would even dare buy food there?

But is that a hole, topologically? Sounds like a shell.

Ah, I see. Well, it’s still a hole.

How does the handle have no “inner surface?”

Senile.

Not like they’ll help the movie make sense anyway.

I’ve got full 5.1 surround and subtitles are crucial.

I’ve used a very wide array of urban bathrooms over the past several decades. People are not smart. People can and will keep trying to open a locked door and need reassurance that someone else is in there already shitting. Silence does not accomplish this; “come back with a warrant,” which I also saw, is going to be my new go-to as well, replacing the tired old “occupied” - which, while it got the job done, I now feel was too dry.

People are not smart.

Yup, the fabric of reality began to unravel when Bowie passed.

Yeah, I have to live near medical facilities and jobs and things.

Neat.