Sadly the funniest people almost always have severe darkness inside them as well, can’t have one without the other

Line must go up

Ploo-la-larley? Plarly?
Parlay?
That’s the one!

Why are we always out of rum?

Diabeetus

I also choose this guys wife.

+1 for podcast addict, best app by far

3 Get a government bailout and then walk away with the profits

angryupvote

Same as it ever was. Line must go up.
1- make good product, make money
2 - make product worse/charge for standard features
3 - cripple existing products, force people to buy new version

I mean, we do have president Epstein now so…

Obiden shits in dumps pants every day!

exploiting minors for profit

As has been tradition for as long as there’s been an America, and longer

I’m sorry you shot me, Mr Cheney. Please don’t take me hunting again!

What if you’re allergic to citrus? When life gives you lemons, swell up and die

John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed!

Sounds like 1,846

That’s just regular jail

Gotta admire the commitment to the edge, goon squad represent!

Hello fellow Wisconsinite