I’ve been asking for months and months where the protests are

Both the middle school and the high school in my tiny rural town did a walkout today. There’s a protest every day outside the local ICE facility. There have been soft strikes as grassroots support networks form.

If you think nothing is happening, it’s because you’re not doing anything. Get involved.

I know this is a shitpost, but real answer: A t-shirt bra is a specific style of bra intended to be worn under t-shirts. They’re supposed to have softer seamlines and less bulk, so they’re not so obvious under thin fabric, but some women just find them more comfortable.

If I fits, I sits

Pretend to be something you’re not

In my life, I was Noel Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan. But in my dreams I played a different role. I was Monique Gibeau in post-war France! A hooker, with a heart of black charcoal.

The username implies you are the cat

one cell phone (ideally live streaming to some private cloud so they can’t delete it)

What app are you using for this? I’ve not had luck in finding one.

That’s good then. A lot of stuff uses the standard numberpad.

The thing with pattern unlock is that it is inherently less secure than the other options

Does Graphene scramble the keypad between PIN entries? If not, it’s functionally the same as a pattern unlock.

I chose to be homeless at 19 because I was terrified my stepdad would find out I’d been raped and kill me for not being a virgin any more.

This can also cause a lot of friction between two autistic people, especially where one person understands the rules and the other doesn’t. Then you’ve got one person who’s furious the other isn’t following the rules, and the other who is furious because they’re being expected to follow rules they don’t understand.

TIL what those are called.

I think this is Black heart

He should Marie Kondo his Wall Street portfolio. If the stocks don’t spark joy, he should let them go.

Hey, a couple might be really good at football.

To quote somebody famous: “Teenagers scare the living shit out of me”

They’re just feral false eyelashes

I don’t get it. I’ve never been on vacation, and people say that makes me “culturally stunted”, but then I look into visiting places, and see nothing but locals complaining about tourists doing the most horrific shit.

It would check out that imperial cultures think that pissing off locals is a culturally enriching activity, but I’m a better person than that.

I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?

Yeah, it’s called “I was young and broke, and needed the money”.

Although, I really do recommend watching Zardoz at least once. It’s a trip.

Fun fact, it’s perfectly legal for them to hold you for three days without even charging you with a crime.