So much love for this old lady! She looks adorable and I would give her all the cuddles (if she wants cuddles that is. She may want more food 😆)

Long lost sibling!

I thought this said “soup” and was about to be all up in arms about it as a soup lover. Please carry on.

Apparently I made this all the time without knowing it has a name. Well, I learned about hibiscus tea in Egypt. Tried a cup and fell in love. I definitely use less hibiscus and sugar so it’s more of a refresher.

“Your lips look like crispy bacon”

https://youtu.be/7DCXiaXa6ow

“Did you even say Thank you?”

Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.

At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.

I’m going to watch it this week, take one for the team.

#3 on the Bristol Stool Chart. Noice!

🤣

If you click on the article, the video is embedded, no need to sign into shitter.

Just use Goo Gone.

Wow what an encounter!

Um, property taxes are a thing in non-American countries too.

So cute, it’s an opossum burrito! Hope it’s not too spicy.

No, no, you are supposed to google “dirty blonde in a diaper handles bbc”. You’ll thank me later.

I’m sorry for your loss.

Based.

Metamucil gummies for the win. I call them “poop candy.”

I think that’s the point. He is trying to one up the guy with the nuggets by saying something ridiculous.