what’s a hava do?

Nigel Farage would disagree…

lets not forget test user with password 12345678

He was 3 days from retirement, and not a single damn thank you card

It’s halloween, where can I find Boo bees?

blondie: “your colleague ratted on you, said you were selling these for high margins.”

manager: “h-he said that?”

blondie: “he practically sang, and now he’s dead. We can put it all on him and call it a day, or I can tell the feds that you were the mastermind behind the whole show.”

manager: *sweats*

blue shirt: “w-we just… we just need a price. Please.”

One short story explains the other

I was gonna ask why the reporter is wearing sunglasses indoors, but then I noticed the teeth

Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?

Me: “I must go now, my planet needs me.”

Them: “Don’t you live on Earth?”

Me: (already outside)

I stand throbbingly by my statement

Im an anything bird - by that I mean that caffeine dictates my schedule.

If I work UK timezones, then my last coffee is at 3pm and I’m in bed by 11:59pm and up at 8ish.

If I work US timezones, then my last coffee is at 8pm and I’m in bed by 4am and up at 12:01pm

Took me a while to realise the witch didn’t have a goatee

Reactistan

oh wow you’re right

stacked like that on one arm? I’d love to meet someone wearing it like that

It’ll be cool to see bangles come back into fashion like that

kid: avada kad-
teacher: no not like that either

US and Russia would tear themselves apart internally. That leaves China with the largest functioning army, vs the EU if they can mobilize fast enough

Related American Dad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAn4aO3EKrY

Where there’a a profit incentive, yes it’s likely being gamed by bots.

For quieter spaces with not too much engagement, you’re generally talking to people is my feeling there