The king telling you how hard the decisions are, and how you just dont understand how heavy the crown is and then forcing you to make the tough choices yourself seems great on paper until you realise you can solve the entire world’s economic problems by putting a 15 minute shift in at the pie shop.

I’m excited for the ride again. The hype about what’s possible, the belief that it’s going to be a genre-defining ground-breaking experience, the disappointment of finding out how shallow it actually is, and the fun of a casual, smooth playing easy game.

I banged her last year. Absolute freak in the sack. Fucking filthy, mate. Good to know youre happy though.

Do you have any idea how much dried food that could be instead

Double it and give it to the next guy

Where would the blame lie? The idiots who believed the lies or the cunt with the megaphone spreading them?

The one I bought came with some dreamcast games but only crazy taxi actually loaded and it ran like dogshit.

Edit : it always loaded up the dreamcast boot menu trying to tell me theres no CD

By the same logic youre arguing against God, who is pretty infallible.

Barely a day goes by that I dont hope this happens

I sincerely hate websites that sell super specific things, because where it should say the price, it says “send us an email to request a quote!”

Motherfuckers.

The Mantis Shrimp is one of the few things that make me question pure raw evolution. How the fuck can you just evolve a sci fi plasma pistol?

2/10

Unless it starts with POV its not a meme its an inspirational poster.

How are we to tell our kids to “grow up” when they’re acting immature when one of the most powerful men on the planet are acting like this publicly?

Going to parents evening was wild, suddenly I’m bigger/older than most of the teachers.

I’ve lost a lot of my memories, but can remember the general vibe. There are a handful of crystal clear memories though. I’m only mid-30s though

Absolutely. Im a natural coward so when a big dog came bounding towards me and my stepson I had to fight my natural urge to use him as a human shield and force myself to step in front of him, but my biological daughter i would definitely sacrifice myself for no questions.

The hard part is trying really hard in day to day life to pretend theres no difference there. I wish there wasnt a difference there, because its not fair, but there is.

Using the car speakers as a hands free set, I can hear every word the person on the other end of the phone is saying from about 30 metres away.

I cant hear the person sat in the car but

I’m not sure I understand the problem there, the writer gives a few “better” ideas just off the top of their head, but they actually sound worse.

Not sure if this counts, but Privateer 2 : The Darkening is one of my favourite games of all time and its a pain in the ass to run on modern systems.

Its a DOS game so I’m not sure if it counts, but still.