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Two Tumblr posts by what-even-is-thiss. The first post reads “I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.“ The second post reads “Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this “Karen” continues to antagonize your brother, l would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium.”
Ugh octopus 5 is such a petty bitch. Octopus 11 is much more fun
Octopi are intelligent, but they don’t live long enough to have the chance to learn enough and reach their full potential. If there’s ever a mutation that extends their longevity, humanity’s days are numbered.
smacking her very hard
“Scientists baffled as octopus strike fish for no other apparent reason than ‘spite’.”
Wasn’t expecting to plug the Children of Time series again this week, but here we are.
Do you want Cthulhus, because this is how you’ll get Cthulhus.
Octhullpus #5, Monterrey Bay Marine Research Subdivision
