• MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
    91·
    3 days ago

    So um … he missed the crucial step of wearing pants. Being pent-up from not even masturbating over whatever time-period explains … that … for him, wasn’t a good idea either.

    I will say, health education needs to teach everyone the concept of kegels, likely even seprately from sex-ed.

    I don’t recal how-exactly I ended-up expirimenting with tantric orgasm(chill, I almost certainly read about it first, maybe after hearing my mom rant about “unholy” yoga practices)almost the moment puberty hit, and I’m not exactly the picture of mental health nor particularly suave, but I’ve also never ended up having basically a seizure while standing, or otherwise outed myself over (clothed)pre-mature ejaculation, if I even noticed it happening.

      • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
        1·
        30 minutes ago

        Are you actually asking? No, its not copy-pasta. I could write a book instead if you like, but is your "holy fuck"more specific than that?

        I will say, the part in parenthesis I added after most or all of the up-votes it got, but it is something that happened. The practice she was ranting about in particular is where some yogi/“holy men” would piss fire. She hated that Dhalsim was one of my favorite SSF2 fighters, nevermind that she would have jumped at any excuse to get that gamo away from me.

  • Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca
    6·
    3 days ago

    God bless you @CustardFist. I offer you a friend for Joseph from the depths of my teenage creativity: Randy Blowj’job. My god, I thought I was clever lmao