That’s 617lbs for the Americans. And wouldn’t you know it, we have a whole show about that. 152 episodes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_600-lb_Life

I had no desire to burn an Israel flag before today.

Just sounds like premeditated murder. People are justified now in disabling those vehicles.

Hopefully it’s a whole team at once, and it’s recorded in 1080 from 3 angles.

Looks like they’re burying it. The buried stuff does have a small copper locate wire. Or maybe its aluminum? I don’t know. Better check

Seriously, this has to be some clever business move to sell more toilets when the employees invariably take a sledge hammer to them.

I can eject USB drives in Linux! You click the button to unmount it, and it unmounts. This is some crazy technology right here, maybe one day Microsoft will catch up

Ignore deaths and just do brain damage statistics. It will all start to make sense.

Where did the opioid crisis come from? Who caused it?

My college buddy was adopted at the age of 1 from India into a rich white american family. After high school he joined the marines without issue. A bit later, after college, around 2010, he gets picked up for a simple drug possession charge. Booking sent his finger prints to ICE/DHS who decided something was wrong with his adoption papers and he needs to go back to India. They took him from the local jail and stuffed him in a federal black hole for 6 months. His family took the federal government to court and won. He got out and was awarded something like 6 figures every year for a long ass time.

He still left the country when he got out anyway. I don’t blame him.

I used to have a cat I could let out on the back patio with me, and she would stay on whatever concrete pad we had out there. I moved a few times, and each time we would do this routine when we went outside the first time where she would put one paw like this and look at me and wait. Without much change in my tone I could just say ‘yea’ or ‘nope’ and she’d learn where she’s allowed to go. It was always pretty obvious, just a concrete pad, but shed test the boundaries anyway. There was never any friction, shed just accept it and test the next spot. But one time I tried seeing how specific she would go, and I said ‘yea’ to some railroad ties lining a flower bed on one side of the patio. For the rest of my lease, she would not step foot in the flower bed but would do a loop on the railroad ties and come back to the concrete. I’m not sure where I’m going with this, maybe your desk needs railroad ties

I was looking for a trailer that might help, but it looks like some hero uploaded the entire English dub to youtube

Just in case anyone is interested in a nice, normal movie, there’s this real neat korean anime named Aachi and Ssipak…

Somewhere in the future, mankind has depleted all energy and fuel sources, however they have somehow engineered a way to use human excrement as fuel. People started to build the new city by making new energy with their excrement. Soon after, the city’s leaders announced two legislations to generate and control the new energy; including installing ID chips in each citizens’ anus to monitor the defecation level; providing an addictive juicybar to citizens in return. Soon enough, defecation amounts have skyrocketed and the city becomes full of addicts, due to juicybar’s strong addictive qualities. An illegal juicybar trade becomes prevalent and its side effects has created dumb pint-sized mutants. The mutants later organize a gang, plundering juicybars, later becoming known as the Diaper Gang.

How are you supposed to pronounce this service? Because I keep trying and it keeps sounding like sext.

If we’re being literal, yeah it’s a bit scary that they need one drink every day.

If we’re talking averages across time, 1 drink a day is equivalent to kicking back a 12 pack every other weekend (plus two more drinks). Just sounds like a good time.

To be clear I’ve had maybe one beer in the last year, and it was handed to me. I don’t really have strong personal opinions about drinking in either direction.

It might sound like I’m being cheeky, invoking some ancient practice as a joke, but if you think about it for a few seconds, a good fix for global warming would be to simply throw people like Joe into an active volcano.

It’s also worth mentioning there’s only one BWW in Owatonna, Minn.

I meant that’s the only place it should be learned about, and not plastered on the wall. I’d gladly shove all the other fairy tales in there too