Maybe, but if you’re dumb enough to believe that the Confederacy or the Nazis were the good guys you’re dumb enough to believe anything.

Just outright saying you’re a bad parent is way more honest than I ever expected.

Turns out, Hot Pockets were an inside job.

That’s not Jesus, it’s Travis Tritt!

That’s getting harder and harder to do. I’m lucky, I work for a Native American tribe. But most people don’t have that option.

Is that the lady who used to "run through fields of wheat? (How naughty!)

These are the same people who say “the Confederacy was Democrats!” Because they have no way of looking past the absolute surface level.

Except for a 3 year period where I quit, 23 years.

I smoke and people still think I’m 10 years younger than I am. 🤷

You ever listened to a radio with the treble turned up too high? AI always sounds like that to me.

We have 9 tribes just here in Ottawa county. There’s nothing surprising about it.

BC did? I’ll admit that I don’t know a lot about Canadian politics, but isn’t BC pretty progressive?

Yeah, but I still don’t want to see it.

Failure implies that he tried.

DO NOT LET THEM IN!

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

A Repo Men reference? In 2026?

Yep. McCain even defended Obama to a supporter.

You don’t even have to go that far back.

Cocaine? What year is it?