Just get a used Filson off eBay. I’m not even sure why you would consider anything else

I wouldn’t worry about Chuck S.'s glasses running out of nose length.

It was formative and I’ve been ruminating ever since

That bitch is responsible for my parents going through my closet while I was at school in 2014 to throw away my Marble Hornets shirt and incidentally finding a fleshlight I ordered off eBay and then grounding me for 6 months so fuck her I hope she rots

Its gonna happen bro

Half Life 3

Genuinely the only punctuation I use in text is a question mark and even then it s a toss up

You get healthy by doing these and “organize your space, keep a schedule, and avoid instant-dopamine responses” is like the first bit of advice behavioural therapists will give you

I’m fine with it but my wife is intolerant and it makes no sense to get two pints when we barely ever finish one together

Hotline: Miami 2 and Mulley’s lactose free Cookies N’ Cream but I’d rather be housekeeping and eating healthy :)

And yet… it all feels good to do. Much better than eating ice cream and playing video games

Raise manufacturing wages then, Huang

Neat… what’s your favorite album?

Do you like Weezer?

Uh… yo

No, no, I think I can take a vibrating strap-on device. Seriously.

It’s like poetry

If you’re asking in earnest:

EDC - “Essential daily carry,” just a loosely defined but also self-explanatory term. My keys are part of my EDC, so is my wallet and my pocket knife, because I use them every day so I carry them with me.

Over the past few years, the EDC community has formed a little cottage industry where things aren’t EDC because they’re carried every day, they’re EDC because they say they are and they’re designed to be that way. The term “EDC” evolved then into describing a specific type of object. Tactical here is just a marketing term here to appeal to some kind of utility beyond a normal wallet

Hope this helps. Can’t believe I wrote all that on my lunch break about an obviously AI picture

No, fuck em. If switching was just a 2% pay decrease, they probably just miss being able to underpay you that much and management has told them to try to get you back

It’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful