I’d like to be the filling in that Stone/Parker sandwich if you get what I’m saying.

Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow.

It’s a magical night tonight.

Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.

Eggs also make eggnog.

Eggs are more than just a breakfast food.

I’ll have you know that they make fantastic breakfasts, lunches, dinners and snacks.

These days when I go to the store to buy eggs they give me money.

Biden couldn’t do that.

Is that Gabe?

People have a right to do this but should they is the better question.

My family hates when I talk about how awesome Trump is so now I just do a Friendsgiving with like-minded people.

If you don’t want people to see it maybe you shouldn’t be doing it anyways.

Does this video give anyone else a massive erection?

Lucky, I have to yell at them from a hundred and one feet so I don’t violate my restraining order.

Their hardware would be too expensive without this subsidizing it.

When’s the Supreme Court going to over rule this?

I hope it is a penis mri.