My first thought was “because they’re getting hotter”, which didn’t seem like a Guardian article.

But Danny DeVito is the biggest thirst trap of them all!

Don’t worry about the preposition thing. It’s not a rule in English grammar. It’s a rule of Latin that gets attributed to English by posh gits trying to sound clever.

I was there to see the fastest AND slowest reaction presses. Which makes sense, since it was several people reacting to the button almost hitting zero at the same time. I was one of those people, and just barely missed out on the leaderboard.

It’s unlikely you’ll trigger the crash. You pretty much have to go out of your way to even get into the room if Ethyl isn’t dead.

The smith, the reporter, the dryad, one of the guards, and a wounded thug on the beach. You’re probably missing the thug.

You can still visit him. You can even track down Thrumbo and do that whole thing.

It’s a fun time.

Yup, that’s him. If you leave the shop, he’ll chase you, so you can just walk to the edge of the bridge and get a shove ready.

If you don’t fight Ethyl, she won’t move to Baldur’s Gate. This means 1) the house you would meet the Anti Hag Support Group is occupied by generic bandits, 2) the people in the Blushing Mermaid are just regular people, albeit drunk or hungover, 3) Lora and Vanra are safe in their home and 4) Ethyl’s lair is sealed off entirely.

If you use barrels, you can trigger the lever to open the door anyway. If you then attack her mushrooms, she shows up angry and yells at you for killing her, and the game crashes.

If you DO fight Ethyl, don’t kill the Mask of Regret. If you let her live, she’ll turn up in the Anti Hag Support Group under the name Hydrangea Wubb.

There are five people in Rivington that Orin can impersonate. The first two you speak to will be Orin. If you talk to Gortash, Orin will not impersonate anyone else, and the ones you didn’t talk to will be themselves.

The two that Orin impersonates can be found dead in the Temple of Bhaal. If she didn’t impersonate two people, there are two humans who serve as backup victims.

If you free Oskar, he will turn up in Jannath’s Estate and get the whole place haunted. If you don’t free him, an art exhibition will be held instead.

If you speak to Naoise in Sharess’ Caress as Minsc, she can offer her Rapture speech to him. One of your options for “what will you be” will be Minsc, leading her to call him “The most Minsc”.

If you throw Naaber off of the bridge, he will swim to the shore. This happens to nobody else in the game.

If you use Speak with Dead on Naaber, you can ask him more than five questions, because he wants to talk too much for death to stop him. He will even complain when you end the spell.

Steve Jobs

I think I first read this joke in a henway.

Poorly explained, and the red arrows don’t help. When you click the link that says “bank robbers”, you get taken to the homepage instead, showing you the FBI’s leadership. I think it’s hmmm-worthy.

I would recommend you don’t go to Waterstones, Currys, Boots or Weird Fish.

Instead, I recommend going to Staples. You’ll have a much better time there.

On the other hand, is it really worth pirating Microslop products at this point?

I’m a pretty decent sheep farmer, so I herd.

Honey didn’t just rip off business customers. It ripped off unrelated businesses too.

I see they went from clean up to production.

You got the numbers backwards. This is one guy who has 6 and a half condoms worth of dingdong.

Because we have statistics for how many male olympians are there, but no stats for how many couples are there. It’s worth remembering that olympians don’t have to shack up with other olympians. Many of them brought partners, and I would bet at least a few are asexual.

My thought was “per olympian penis”, but I admit it doesn’t account for non-olympian penises.

Per athlete. It’s about 6 and a half per male athlete.

The job was for a project involving google.

Nah, the satelite dishes were provided by catering

I’m a proud Gale hater, so I’d rather he die in a way that doesn’t end my game.