ok. tell me your account and routing numbers

who could have EVER guessed the fat drunk wifebeater-wearing “der terk er jerrrrrbs” americans wouldn’t sign up to do back breaking manual labor for minimum wage for 12 hours a day?

LOL TIL motorboating is recognized by wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_fetishism#Motorboating

NSFW

“ok. tell me your account and routing numbers then”

it doesn’t take much critical thinking to conclude that smart tvs are bullshit, but apparently too much for most people

“under $30,000” = $29,990

GTFO

in america, “conservatives” will tell you that they want a return to “traditional values” even though that’s just barely the case in reality.

what maga really wants:

be racist/bigoted with complete impunity
mandatory jesus
own slaves again
failing that, resegregation
tradwife

i’m definitely leaving things out, but you get the idea–pretty much the fantasy is to return to the 1950s

edit: i want to add, a LOT of maga voters will say “no i don’t want that i don’t want that” while literally voting for and supporting and wearing t-shirts of the party that’s trying to force people to deify charlie kirk, and punish anyone who doesn’t. it’s absolutely fucking insane, and whatever problems exist in europe, please know that here’s at least one person who envies you

“i’m… offended by him saying that too…”

https://youtu.be/RBa82t-NNuU

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you should also read their other article about forever chemicals https://www.propublica.org/article/3m-forever-chemicals-pfas-pfos-inside-story

outstanding journalism

the “adulting is hard” bit makes it look like a complex that’s nearby a university. having had friends in similar living situations, i can tell you: over-privileged college kids in their first not-mommy&daddys-house residence can be absolutely out of fucking control

just in case you needed another reason to hate her, you can thank her father, robert maxwell for the absolute bullshit academic publishing business model

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1557876/

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non consensual scenarios. i know it’s all acting, but it’s a turnoff for me, and kind of disturbs me that people get off on rape fantasies