Some of the Summer Olympic events would be safe enough, I think

I don’t imagine I’d hurt myself in the 100m dash, especially if I wasn’t trying very hard

Winter Olympics, though! I might be able to get through the biathlon unscathed, but only because I have some previous riflery experience

The island, or the game?

They would be bought for the purpose, not someone else’s =)

If I had one of those lasers, trying it out on some balloons is probably the first thing I’d do XD

We need a “wildly infuriating” community

Haven’t seen the original, so this is canon for me now 👍👍

Avian Intelligence XD

Gotta make sure the microbes in my fridge eat well 👍

🎶 Where is tall finger? Where is tall finger? Here I am!

My grandma gave me a monogrammed towel set for Christmas! She has an embroidery machine =)

And ads for AI 🤮

My wife has a beautiful, round face. It’s the kind of face that all the most wonderful grandmothers had when they were her age. I look at her, and I can’t wait to grow old alongside her.

And tankies love fascism as long as it’s used against capitalism

Wouldn’t it be Leninists? Like the ‘l’ in ‘ml’?

Matthew 25:40

What you do to 🇲🇽Jesús, you do to ✝️Jesus

“Be the cute chick you want to see saving the world”

-Sun Tzu or smth idk

That’s fair

Or they just put caltrops in paper bags on the road to be mean XD

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