Word to the wise: if you work extra hours and weekends to prevent a layoff, you are on a sinking ship using a shot glass to keep water out. Let the ship sink.

Haunted houses are old. There’s no way McMansions will last long enough for ghosts to sprout.

Be warned. It’s a productivity sink. I had to block it because it was too distracting.

Let’s say that, hypothetically, this is true. Out of all the angles to compare Trump and Obama, does this guy really think that Trump’s relationship with marriage make him look better?

He didn’t want to be president. He just wanted to be popular.

He’s fallen pretty far from playing Jeff Bezos on Gumball.

The town also has gay liberals.

If they can’t change themselves, you can’t change them either.