Greenland could have avoided all this mess if they renamed Greenland to Epstein island.

Nice bank you’ve got there…shame if something happened to it.

4days old account spamming borderline comics smells karma farming except there is no karma and no farm. Sir this is a Wendy’s

He was actually asked about why he is even doing this nonsense by the NYT, since they can get Denmark already to agree on any new military bases (they already have one) or mineral extraction anyway:

David E. Sanger: Why is ownership important here?

President Trump: Because that’s what I feel is psychologically needed for success. I think that ownership gives you a thing that you can’t do, whether you’re talking about a lease or a treaty. Ownership gives you things and elements that you can’t get from just signing a document, that you can have a base.

Katie Rogers: Psychologically important to you or to the United States?

President Trump: Psychologically important for me. Now, maybe another president would feel differently, but so far I’ve been right about everything.

https://archive.ph/EhTNh

Nothing says “highly investable country” quite like making up criminal charges to intimidate financial officials.

1. So Trump wants interest rates to go down.

2. So Trump instigates criminal proceedings against Powell.

3. So that makes traders sell off Treasuries.

4. So that makes interest rates go up.

5. So Trump, and his ignorant supporters, are morons.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/12/us-treasury-yields-fed-chair-powell-under-criminal-investigation.html

Fair

Powell’s first response suggests this is going to be gloves off - and the bond market should be worried. If China wanted to establish the renminbi as a replacement for the dollar as the world’s reserve currency they could not have found a better method than have the US President try and prosecute the head of the Fed.

Official video statement by Powell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckGHaBLSn4

• King Arthur: Well, I am king.

• Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how’d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there’s ever gonna be any progress…

[…]

• Dennis: I told you, we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week…

• King Arthur: Yes…

• Dennis: …but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting…

OP it is the wrong community, it should be in the onion, right? Right? /s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning

Pavlov’s dog refers to a famous experiment by Ivan Pavlov, where he conditioned dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by repeatedly pairing the bell with the presentation of food. This experiment demonstrated the concept of classical conditioning, showing how a neutral stimulus can trigger a conditioned response after being associated with an unconditioned stimulus.

Absolutely. Very sad day.

Holy cow what a rabbit hole

Ft reports 10bn. Must pay now else it will be 20bn tomorrow.

https://www.ft.com/content/e2f19150-5f64-4ba8-9d62-4a7c3ee49e73

Which is why thru meme is the right medium. 😉

Love getting my news thru meme. Thank you stranger

Wot !

Los Angeles nepo baby ask help from New York nepo baby. They are both close to the White House nepo baby, and ask for money from middle east nepo babies. Ah, meritocracy!

Williams drivers did really well actually

Yankee rules football like afl 😝