This one’s gonna last a few (the final few?) generations.

We’re legally banning chemtrails up in hurrr

Like Voyager II leaving the solar system, humans passed Idiocracy and kept going. At current velocity, is it possible this is a papyrus tabloid headline from 25 years in the future?

That’s a good perspective reminder for me. The shit-throwing tactics are supposed to demoralize us and make us apathetic when we need to show up.