Jeez, how high-class are your hookers?

Fuckin’ A, man.

I’ve found being alone with snacks only costs about ten bucks

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Gagh!

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Double Entendre.

He gives it to her.

(Raw and wriggling?)

I appreciate the sentiment, but I tend to like darkish humor with a clever turn of phrase. It makes me smile, and there’s comfort in commiseration.

Also, perhaps you shouldn’t be looking for positivity in a community called a boring dystopia

Have you ever tried multithreading?

SatansMouthfulOfGirlFart

Not nearly that far forward in the mouth

Yes, a certain definitiveness that starts with an “L” sound.

To be fair, TOOL is fairly unique. Maynard is at least more mainstream with A Perfect Circle.

Scrapbooking of… Squinter?

I’ve never understood that reaction image. Obviously, Bugs’ tongue is up, touching the top of their(?) mouth, making an L sound. “Lo”?

c/AuDHD

Less NSFW: tall amogus?

The cylinder… must not be damaged.

Dear George,

Stop getting quoted online and finish Winds of Winter.

Sincerely,
zedgeist

The cylinder must not be damaged.