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bratorange@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

Living life in peace

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Living life in peace

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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    You if bugs didn’t exist:

    (Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce.)

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      FTFT:

      Me if all bugs went on vacation one week in summer.

    • kratoz29@lemmy.zip
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      Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce

      Even mosquitoes? Please tell me we can live without them.

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        Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don’t make flowers so grasses atleast probably don’t rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I’m not a grass-ologist.

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        You dislike mosquitos all you want. Some species rely on them. There’s always something. They exist for a reason.

        Alternatively you can just install screen doors, wear long sleeves, and use mosquito repellent.

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          They exist because they reproduce faster than they die. The fact that they are necessary for some other species is irrelavant to their existance. Such a claim only really makes sense for plants and animals that people farm.

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    I feel itchy just from looking at this

  • Hirom@beehaw.org
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    Ecosystem collapse

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    I hate bugs. Well, more so fear them irrationally, not hate.

    But when I am enjoying the outdoors, I do much better with them. Thats their turf, I get it. I also expect them there.

    But i see one inside at home or work or somewhere else, whew boy ima screech embarrassingly loud.

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    No bugs to cuddle up with? Try snakes!

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    Me if loratadine didn’t exist.

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      Damn that antihistamine, preventing good hardworking people from being able to enjoy laying in the grass!!1 <shakes fist>

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    bugs won’t exist if you can just do it right the first time

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    white people do be invasive, she could’ve said “me if bugs didn’t crawl on me” or something like that, but no, straight up aiming for the nonexistence of an important family of animals

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      Racist people be like…

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        White people are the most oppressed group change my mind 🤓

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