If she is fine with old cock we are good.
as long as the good 'ol cockle doo
I’d also love if his is one of those situations where she’s actually in another country (and doesn’t speak English herself) but just really likes this cool tshirt she found online.
I used to love these on reddit. My favorite was a really sweet, dorky looking East-Asian guy wearing a sweater that said “I don’t need life, I’m high on drugs”.
I also was given a tshirt that it turns out just said variations of “get girls” all over it in Chinese script, and I wore it for years until a Taiwanese friend told me what it meant.
When I saw this earlier I thought it might be the case
I cracked up when I saw this young girl in China wearing a tshirt with the teletubbies on it and “Cocaine” across it.
Im sober now but i would still wear that shit like every week lmao
China has some fun stuff. A friend of mine picked up a magnet for me that says “under fog she is beautiful clear morning she is zombie.”
Apparently that was a print the store was running, but she didn’t want to buy me the shirt. I get why, but thats been my favorite fridge magnet for years.
I like the one of the guy in Africa wearing a “burn this flag, asshole” t-shirt.
Judging by the design of the cart and the “Great Value” brand sliced ham in it, she’s at an American Walmart, so it’s unlikely that she doesn’t understand English (although possible, of course).
I think its something like >20% of us citizens are illiterate
I mean, did it work?
That pussy ain’t old.
Shit. Maybe I’m old…
You’re not really old until judges are older than you.
Source: am really old.
I can’t be old, the 80’s were only… Oh no…
I got love for you if you were born in the 80s
I was tearing up Minneapolis, San Francisco and Duesseldorf in the 80s. In the 70s I was in Portland. Yeah Portland was weird even back then.
That is mature pussy. Well trained.
We buy the same cold cuts. I think I’m in love.
Nah, she is fine as fuck. She would get plenty of attention, for sure.
Maybe that pretty lady likes older women.
Some cougars prowl in the dark, but some are confident enough in their ability to do their prowling at the grocery store. 😏
I just saw a post that touches on this a few days ago. I’ll share the Ben Franklin quote once more, and never again after because I find it painfully crass.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.Damn, Ben Franklin was a dog lol
You should read up on him. He was the dog of all dogs. He also wrote a long, satirical paper entirely about farting, called A Letter to a Royal Academy on Farting or Fart Proudly.
From the same letter:
And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
You might want to learn about horizontal scroll bars.
OP should learn fixed-width indentation
It’s ironic that we’re talking about the famous printer Ben Franklin here!
Experience is the real decider anyway imo
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The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
In a nutshell: “The legs are the last thing that goes”.
I guess the legs are under the girdle too so maybe that is what he meant.
Pussy had the exact same meaning in Franklin’s time as it does now. “in the dark all cats are grey” is a pun about hairy cunt.
I must agree with madam. Though she ain’t old, that’s fine wine right there. Bet she could break yo dick
She’s not talking about herself with that shirt. 🏳️🧡🤍💜🥓✂️👩❤️💋👩
That doesnt even make sense.
Cats, or coochie?
The last two I get, but bacon?
It’s a lavender joke that the most popular lesbian flag looks like a strip of bacon. Thus it’s like waving another sapphic flag.
Sorry, lavender?
Now I feel like y’all pulling my 🦵. Lavender language.
Most guys totally would
It’s like no one has ever heard of a cougar.
Can confirm, would.
Yeah. Especially considering this is probably not even the best picture
TIL I am most guys.
Hmm, I wonder whether that’s the case. Alright, ~10% of men are gay and 2% are ace or aro. That’s 88% who might. Now, 25% of married men cheat on their spouses and about 50% of men are married or in a comparable relationship. That means that 12.5% of men might consider it and 37.5 wouldn’t. Let’s round on the safe side. 52% might consider it. Anyone have statistics on racial/age preference or rejection from men? I’ve done all I can
Sorry mate, too busy thinking about banging this gal
This doesnt make you seem smart. Obviously i meant most guys would want to, not most would actually if they are married or whatever.
If my goofy math seems to be self aggrandizing, that’s a you problem. I didn’t sign up for lemmy to be taken seriously
It’s obviously a joke dude :)
Leonardo DiCaprio leaves the chat.
Good, with Leo gone, there’s room for Ben Franklin.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Leo is a different breed.
Most clowns who hate on women loudest, can’t get any pussy
They can’t figure why either 🤡
Certified freak after she puts the kids to sleep 😴
Im 41 and I would nestle plunge into that fine lady
Let that be a warning to you young dudes. Watch your mom cause when we say it, we’ll follow through. 😂
Not for Epstein or Trump it ain’t.
Sick fucks.
That pic in this context is absolutely revolting.
Thnx!
she’s puttin in WORK, can see it on her face
I like the way she boobs.
