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    Everyone should pray for a heart murmur for the Orange turd. A murmur, or other little things like that help people people realize how close 90 is. And knowing that 80+ year olds make up a tiny percent of the population begs a big bigly question… Where do they all go?

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      But don’t be discouraged because for older men there’s a sweet sweet reward:

      Hmmmm but if they all hate you. I don’t know man…

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        Fantastic! But we need more granularity. What year within that 18-64 range is the crossover where odds turn into our favor! If I’m going to die early, at least I may finally get the advantage before I ho

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        The statistics guy is terrible! Why won’t he add bars for people ages 90 to 100? Lazy Lazy guy!

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      That would be nice. Lightning would be better. Its looking like a fatal fall may do it. One cannot outrun the reaper, and his decline has been visible for the past decade. Ten years ago he was stupid and cruel but not obviously suffering from dementia