Missed the chance to call her Vati-chan.
Oh damn, in German, “Vati” is an affectionate form like “daddy”, except it’s the word stem of “father” (“Vater”).
And wouldn’t you know it, Christians also use “Vater” to refer to priests, the pope and their god.
Yes, the US largely figured that out with The Empire Strikes Back. 😜
Except they were kinda wrong. “Vader” is father in Dutch, not German.
Dialectic morphology’s a tchüß, oder?
I’m sorry, I don’t know what that means
Luce? Like Lucifer? Lol.
Yes; “Luce” is Italian for "Light’ and “Lucifer” is Latin for “light bearer”. They are cognates.
The Catholic Church has a new mascot.
It’s a small child.
“How do we distract from all the child molestation?”
“Loli mascot?”
“Genius, go out and buy a 3d printer so I can get my hands on her ASAP!”
Think it took 15 seconds before we had this Obvious NSFW https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=luce_(vatican)
Guys are always ready to work. r63 next?
Now there is rule 85 version of it.
yeah thats gonna clean up their image
If there is an internet rule for every character there is a religion swapped version of that character, I’d like to see Pagan/Wicca versions of them like they have moved out of the bible belt (especially Texas) and into a mostly blue state where they can preserve their freedom of religion from certain religious nutjobs.
Make one with a gunstaff that’s still in Texas plz
hurr durr austin.
turn that shit blue then we’ll talk
Thank god they didn’t go furry with any of their characters.
2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot
To learn more google “Rule 34 Vatican mascot”
Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus
Please no. I think I’d have no choice but to firebomb the Vatican.
Edit: Catholic furries are fine, I don’t have anything against them so long as they’re not trying to proselytize or something; but I don’t want the Catholic church anywhere near me.
Looks kinda like that Chickpea comic.
it looks like if raincoats were hijabs…
Who are they trying to appeal to with this, are they launching a vatican sponsored cocomelon clone?
In the pocket of the green one - is that a pedobear?