Its wild that this is not The Onion or satire. Thats a press release on a corporate website.

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    Maybe they could double up on the theme and have loft, efficiency, 1 and 2 bedrooms.

    The loft size could allow people to buy coffee once a month , given how coffee cost will increase tenfold soon