Should go ahead and build him a Whiter House, or Whitest House, one where he also doesn’t have to live with any prior residents having been black. Set it up in some sort of non-state U.S. territory, maybe give it a legal arrangement like a Native American reservation, but call it something he’ll be happy about. Exclusive Territory, or VIP Room. Still subject to major crime laws of the federal government.
Can someone roll him into a home already?
Should go ahead and build him a Whiter House, or Whitest House, one where he also doesn’t have to live with any prior residents having been black. Set it up in some sort of non-state U.S. territory, maybe give it a legal arrangement like a Native American reservation, but call it something he’ll be happy about. Exclusive Territory, or VIP Room. Still subject to major crime laws of the federal government.
Preferably one that’s six feet deep
I think we’re gonna need a bigger hole.
It’s gonna be a lake of urine when everyone’s done pissing on his grave. Might as well make it a toilet. A toilet of solid gold, though.