Did they pick me because I was one of the worlds greatest at something who have ever lived?
Must be something like chess-boxing but with half a dozen more sports mixed in. Chess-box-deadlift-slalom-300m rifle-shot put-canoeing-shrimp taming-minigolf.
Ohhhh, you’re the mysterium zxqwasball champion?
That made me laugh out loud.
shrimp taming
Darn I had a chance until that one.
Last time I tried taming shrimp, bad things happened…
Ill be honest, I see those on the shelf, dont matter who you are, ima be curious.
Being haunted by memories of my own embarrassments and failures that still feel fresh sometimes would make me physically recoil and shudder.
/ Would still probably not win
Your competitor is like, Adolf Hitler or Elon Musk or something. I think they would probably cringe a lot looking back on their lives
No shot both weren’t high on their own fumes
Forgetting to do a thing you really need to do today only to remember 4 hours late once you are laying comfortably in bed.
There’s absolutely nothing where I would have even a theoretical chance of winning and that’s true for most people here I would guess, so I’m gonna go with what would be fun to see.
For example, there were fossilized footprints found of someone running quicker than any modern sprinter so it would be interesting to see the actual fastest runner on say 400m where the modern start blocks wouldn’t be so much of an handicap for the old naturals.
Tittyfondling.
I have no idea how I’d rank, but I don’t see how I could possibly lose.
Fartin’
I’m your competitor
Better bring a powerful arse
At least its not rectum of the year
So I’m the baseline. Is that what we’re thinking here?
Procrastinating
Even just showing up is an immediate disqualification
Hahaha! True! XD
Being a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
When you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
Fisting
I’m really good at fisting
Fucking my wife
Youre going down!
My goal is to make it into the top 100.
I dont know, this ladder season has been rough.
You’re not going to enjoy that competition though…
My wife will though and that brings me joy
Finding money on the street. I don’t know why but I’d find multiple coins every time I went out and notes regularly as well. Very sad that people don’t use cash much any more.
MacGyvering.
Thermo nuclear bomb. You have 2 paper clips, a package of slim jim’s, and 35 nintendo 64’s. Go.
Tennis.
It will, however, be a huge misunderstanding because I suck at it. After a long and angry rant from me about the ethics of raising me from the dead against my wishes, they quietly send me back and pretend it never happened.
