Good genes. That seems to play the biggest role.

Thank you, John.

Wait, so Flagpole Sitta wasn’t just something Harvey Danger made up?

Guardrails? I think you should re-read their decision again. They gave him protection because until now even official acts didn’t necessarily protect the president. And now, it doesn’t matter what illegal thing he does as long as it’s part of an official act. ANYTHING. Because as long as it’s part of an official act they can’t even question it. And they didn’t even provide a list of what constitutes an official act.

So they literally put the president above all laws provided he can tie it back to some vague notion of an official act.

Well, that was supposed to be a gif but the gif is 20MB so that’s not gonna work. Here’s a link to it if you want to see it.

https://imgur.com/gallery/bop-54PXX

What they say about it means nothing. Why would they say anything else?

What does his door have to do with anything?

Your head?

Last file got too big to handle?

No, though there are times that make me reconsider. Much like uncle Ben said, with great pet comes great responsibly. And I don’t trust them, no matter who is in charge.

But it just depicts it as “People dumb, LOL” and not how that dumbness arises or persists.

Well, it’s a comedy, not an education piece. It was never intended to have any sort of accuracy. People just relate to it because it seems like far too many people in charge make awful decisions because of ignorance, willful or otherwise.

That mother fucker. It’s all his fault. Or her fault. I’m equal opportunity.

Keep ignoring all the road signs that there is a curve ahead. No need to slow down. In fact, speed up.

You fool. Now nothing can stop me. 😈

Do not get clever and add more garlic or onion. You will ruin it.

Please tell me this isn’t a BLT except with M instead.