Added a couple options to bypass it :)

I actually just did this recipe yesterday and it turned out great. Just leave it in the oven until the halloumi turns gold with a bit of brown and it’s done

(bypass paywall)

(alternate bypass)

Plaudite, quaeso

“Why don’t I strap on my strength helmet and squeeze down into a strength cannon and fire off into Strengthland where strength grows on strengthees???”

I can highly recommend

for the true unhinged, depressing ending.

Make sure to select the “piss yourself” option when the opportunity arises