Wait, how does this work? I love big strong hairy men. Does this actually make me straight? How am I going to explain this to my mum after all these years

Schrödinger’s Fucks

If he won’t stop destroying my livelihood I will be mighty pissed in the voting booth when I vote for his illegal 3rd term.

but as a multi-camera sitcom with a studio audience and catchphrases. “Did I shoot thaaat?”

Whoosh

Oh, wait