ToastedCoconuts

The right to privacy is stronger than an individual’s right to enjoy their own home here. You can do whatever you want on your property and the cops do not care if it bothers literally every neighbor. Running circular saws at 5 am, cool. Debris from wood working piling up on everyone’s lawns, cool. Literally shooting nails into a neighbor’s house, cool. Threatening to drive anyone out of their homes who gently asks for noise to be kept to normal working hours, cool. Threatening to shoot people’s dogs, and throwing spoiled meat (and their own dogs excrement) at a house or into a yard, cool. Harassing potential buyers when you give up and try to sell your house, cool.

Unfortunately all of the neighbors who have called the cops about them are women

The cops in my town are too busy talking about rights that don’t make sense. In this case, Beau has the right to be stuck in a groundhog hole. Can’t go interfering with his rights, regardless of whether that hurts his family or the groundhog!

I say this as someone with undying love for DS9: Disco mirror universe is the best one

Sidewalks and 15-25mph speed limits go a long way. Would be nice if there was little community stores for staples embedded in the neighborhood, but that’s a foreign concept in American suburbs

Everyone’s favorite guessing game: Why am I blacking out this time?

Have I had enough salt today? Water? Maybe not enough sleep? Am I anemic again?