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Deep Throat 2: Balls Deep

This is gonna be one hell of a chapter to read in a history book.

or they took a lot of acid.

It’s ok if you don’t have onion rings, there’s other food you can use, I’ve started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.

Oh it’s true, it’s damn true.

This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they’re gonna run with it.

He needs to go chill in a bunker.

Wouldn’t that be amazing! I have single frames of good videos stuck in my head that I can never find again.

Or getting in trouble and missing an episode of your favourite show, which happened to be the most crucial episode to watch that season.

Well that was disappointing, where’s the hot dick?!

I still remember hearing this song for the first time on some random skateboarding game and instantly falling in love with SOAD, was the most out there and awesome music I had ever heard.

APAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.

Ahhh shit, here we go again.

Maybe we’ll finally find Atlantis! Get that Stargate working.

/BroBot9000 animate Make bean play The Beans like a bongo, camera should pan around keeping focus on him and The Beans bongos

back when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don’t think anyone succeeded in.

Yeah, I learnt a few things about the internet that day, you could make your own website and there were awesome weird websites out there, then my grandpa taught me about piracy, those two things lead me here.

I don’t know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.

what if I get shot by an anti aircraft missile?

Has anyone tried doing this to Trump? might make him settle down a bit.

We really shouldn’t have made fun of his birthday parade, he got upset and is acting out.