Dang ol’ Gilgamesh, man, talkin’ ‘bout a king, man, down in Uruk. He just, talkin’ ‘bout, tormentin’ them folks, man, makin’ ‘em all mad, I’ll tell you what. They cryin’ out, man, ‘Send us a companion, man, save us from that madness!’ Then dang ol’ Enkidu, wild man, talkin’ ‘bout from the forest, man, comes to the city. They fightin’ in the temple, man, fightin’ in the streets, man. Gilgamesh, man, he beats him, but then they become, talkin’ 'bout, real great friends, man. Gilgamesh and Enkidu, man, down in Uruk.

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

Except that video is not turning me on

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

My hair all year since I shower in January

Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?

This, but it’s a Meshtastic board powered by photovoltaic fletching so I can fire them high into trees to create a rogue comms network

Hamberder. It’s always hamberder.

“And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn’t have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

Somehow Netenyahu returned

An immigrant did take something tangible from me. My tonsils. I am eternally grateful for this.

Hello Therac-25, what are you doing back here? 💀☢️

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Jeddah, Saudi Arabia