Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

Laika was clever enough to steal the rocket, and take off. The Soviets had to make up the space exploration stuff just to cover this up.

Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.

She’s my…accountant.

Hickory smoked boner.

Ah yes if there’s one thing I know about asbestos is that it’s totally safe and easy to remove!

The after picture looks so much more welcoming, clean, and active. Like the place is suddenly more alive.

A rare turbo pregnancy!

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

Lime Green Skittle Script:

(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.

For some reason my brain will eternally read MTG as Magic The Gathering.

Silence of the Furbies.

The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.

It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.

(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.

I truly believe that the 3D Doritos were the dream of the Egyptians. We have since achieved their vision.

This could be us but you clownin.