Even funnier would be the man himself being hit in the face by a manhole cover returning from outer space one day.

Stanley Kubrick was hired by NASA to fake the moon landing, however, he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting the exterior scenes on location, so they had to go to the moon anyway.

Go Earth!

Congratulations, you just invented a new method of generating electricity…

Oh wait, it’s steam again.

Just look inside deeper, how a lot of the electricity is made, and you’ll find your steam.

The overwhelming majority of the Nazis who fled to South America after WW2 fared quite well there, so it wasn’t that much of a mistake on their part.

Nazis fleeing to Argentinia before the war is over? This branch of reality is broken in so many ways.

Horse OP pls nerf.

It’s some deadly rodent virus you apparently pick up by going on a cruise.

even if they don’t speak german.

Don’t worry, they will be reminded to do so.

Simply press your thumb on the muzzle, this will stop the bullet from coming all the way out. This way you won’t lose it and can reuse it later.

Be careful with that method, it can yield false results if the weapon is loaded, but not cocked. Better make sure to cock it first before pulling the trigger. Same applies when the safety is on.

Let’s combine them into a refreshing cocktail. Noro-Hantarona Spritz!

People with positions of leadership in businesses and political organisations routinely tend to be like that.

Unfortunately, they do. People seem to think because of all the assistance systems in modern cars, they don’t need to pay attention anymore. My daily commute on a narrow country road with largely no centre line has become a harrowing adventure in the past couple years. Idiots are increasingly driving in the middle of, or even on the wrong side of the road. These days even a solid centre line is becoming a mere suggestion.

Those idiotic LED matrix lights keep conveniently missing the wing mirrors of cars in front when casting their shadow

Arsehole lights for arsehole cars for arsehole people, I guess.

There was a well established and very simple technology for not blinding other traffic. High beam and low beam, with a manual switch. No myriad of sensors and computers that do a worse job than any driver with just half a brain and some small remainder of decency.

Protect your precious bodily fluids, deny them your essence!

Go away with this disgusting slop.

While birds might have no mechanism for not shitting at will, they can however, very well shit at will, and very targeted.

wears jacket stuffed with goose feathers

runs from goose

Who the fuck is at the top of the food chain?