irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 hours agoThe internet used to come through the phone, now the phone goes through the internet.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down13
arrow-up1145arrow-down1message-squareThe internet used to come through the phone, now the phone goes through the internet.plus-squareirelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square18fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 hours agoThe weather is definitely changing.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down13
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareThe weather is definitely changing.plus-squarerainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 3 hours agoIf you have a circle of friends, then by definition they are all fringemessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareIf you have a circle of friends, then by definition they are all fringexia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 3 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
ZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsmessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down15
arrow-up198arrow-down1message-squareFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square14fedilink
ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 23 hours agoIf you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1452arrow-down119
arrow-up1433arrow-down1message-squareIf you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 23 hours agomessage-square23fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-220 hours agoCheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down18
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareCheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-220 hours agomessage-square16fedilink
PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works · 5 hours agoGenerational trauma is a form of psychological evolutionary adaptation.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down18
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareGenerational trauma is a form of psychological evolutionary adaptation.plus-squarePiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works · 5 hours agomessage-square5fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day agoIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down13
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day agomessage-square4fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down19
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square16fedilink
Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoGotye is just someone that we used to know.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down115
arrow-up1167arrow-down1message-squareGotye is just someone that we used to know.Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square17fedilink
ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down15
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square11fedilink
Hejej@lemmy.mlEnglish · 16 hours agoLiving with 9,5 holesplus-squarelockmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down117
arrow-up1-11arrow-down1message-squareLiving with 9,5 holesplus-squarelockHejej@lemmy.mlEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoPets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down114
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squarePets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-square58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square30fedilink
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 2 days agothe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down13
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squarethe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squareoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilink
Opinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days agoIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down16
arrow-up1202arrow-down1message-squareIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squareOpinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square31fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agoInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down14
arrow-up1144arrow-down1message-squareInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square18fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agoA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squareElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square8fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agoIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1252arrow-down114
arrow-up1238arrow-down1message-squareIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agomessage-square61fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down110
arrow-up1219arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square19fedilink
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 4 days agoGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down119
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
