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Drew@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前

I swear it on my father's sardines

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I swear it on my father's sardines

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Drew@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前
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    A penguin’s oath: “These unprovoked and harmful tariffs imposed on us by a hostile government will not go unanswered. I swear it on my father’s sardines!”

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    By my father’s sardines, this dog shall not hunt!

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      By my father’s sardines, what a savings

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    my kids found them

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    How many do you have to buy to get a bulk discount?

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