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to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

I swear it on my father's sardines

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I swear it on my father's sardines

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    A penguin’s oath: “These unprovoked and harmful tariffs imposed on us by a hostile government will not go unanswered. I swear it on my father’s sardines!”

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    By my father’s sardines, this dog shall not hunt!

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      By my father’s sardines, what a savings

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        I loved Galaxy Quest.

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          I still do, but I used to as well.

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    my kids found them

    I’m picturing a man staring into a shipping container filled to the brim with sardines, and saying, “they must never know”

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    How many do you have to buy to get a bulk discount?

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    By Vectron’s knees, let’s break out the shabbly!

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