• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Jesus, who came back from the dead? Like a zombie? Zombie Jesus is lord. I worship a zombie cult? I need to rethink my life.

    • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 hours ago

      It’s well known that since he came back from the dead but he didn’t decay or lose intelligence or anything, that Jesus was a lich.