Hey guys, I told one of my mates this story, they mentioned you might like to hear it here.

Before this pandemic, I was running a home brew adventure with some friends, and a couple of strangers and we were having a a blast. It was me, 5 adventurers and our Rogue’s Gf (who we’ll call Silent) who wanted to watch and learn but didn’t feel she could play.

Now Silent had a really bad stutter, and I don’t mean bad like she stuttered on every few words but you could understand her, I mean it took her 3 minutes to say 2 words. Because of this, she felt she couldn’t really play which is a shame. She would normally watch and then text her boyfriends or me some questions.

But hey we gotta make sure she is involved, so I gave her a character sheet and some spare paper and Silent ended up designing a bard name Baroness Hammer lute with a +10 to Performance (You’ll never guess what her instrument was). Now as our sessions continue, I found out that while Silent cannot speak clearly, when she sings, she is essentially clear as day. She could sing entire songs with maybe a slight falter if she has to say ‘Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious’ and she can ‘sing speak’ (if that’s the right term)

The group are more than happy to have her join in the game so myself and her bf suggest that she plays as the Baroness, but that her character has a curse that makes it she can only sing, she cannot speak normally also we had to nerf that +10 bonus). We ended up calling it ‘The Divorce Curse’ after her character divorced her husband.

She’s happy as a clam and two sessions later, she’s literally playing a drum solo on the BBEG with a pair of dragon bones while singing the opening verse from ‘Psycho Killer’ (which was a little scary).

To see this quite, reserved person turn into a Bardic maniac singing ‘C’mere you little goblin bastards! I haven’t eaten all day…’ was amazing, and it’s why I love this game.