At 18 a guy in our group started dating a 19 year old. Another guy gave her shit about robbing the cradle to annoy her, which worked. To get him to stop driving the joke into the ground, I said, “Dude stop it. She’s not robbing the cradle.” She relaxed. “He’s robbing the grave.”
Lucky you. My wife calls me old all the time. And she is older than me!
At 18 a guy in our group started dating a 19 year old. Another guy gave her shit about robbing the cradle to annoy her, which worked. To get him to stop driving the joke into the ground, I said, “Dude stop it. She’s not robbing the cradle.” She relaxed. “He’s robbing the grave.”
Damn, brutal.