Should have included his massive hand bruise.
If only.
I mean, not that it would solve our underlying problems. But it’d feel good for a few minutes to know that the moronic Nazi fuck is dead.
It wouldn’t solve our problems but it would be a step in the right direction. The MAGA movement will fall apart without their Führer.
Trump dying before the next election might speed up the collapse, but imho it’s more likely that it will bring somebody worse to the foreground. Somebody more coherent, who can be relied on to do his techno overlords’ bidding.
not that it would solve our underlying problems
You’re right. My comment still has merit though so I edited it a little.
At the very least, there would be one more public toilet in the world.
I plan on celebrating that day every year for the rest of my life.
I plan on going to where ever he’s buried and pissing on it. I’ll have to research how to make my piss as smelly and nasty as possible. Chances are it’ll be on his golf course so he can continue milking those tee fees
I think it will be hard to access the red square. You know ruZZia will want to show off their MVP right beside Linnen.
maybe. but after I piss on his grave, it’s my plan to do my part to hasten the world forgetting about him.
Forgetting will just allow it to happen again. The civil war never ended, just one side wanted to reunite the country. The US should have taken them all to the gallows. I hope this time the traitors get the short walk with a long drop. No forgiveness.
Asparagus. Lots of asparagus.
They should bury him in the basement of an asparagus/sugar wheat puffs restaurant.
A wut know?
to the tune of the hustle: DO THE ELVIS! do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ON LIVE TV
How are they gonna prove he’s not dead?
Have him write “truths”? That’s just an LLM That’s trained to sound like him.
Get his voice somewhere? They just fed that LLM into an AI voice cloner.
Video? Ok so they added deepfake into the mix.
Short bits of him leaving the White House from afar? Body double.
He needs to travel the country doing rallies twice a day and shaking hands with all the people so we can actually see he’s alive. Anything short of that is just unconvincing.
Needs to be doing twitch streams playing leauge of legends against AOC. Honestly I just hope the massive heart failure is caught on live stream so no one has a chance to edit the footage.
when he stops trying distract from epstein files.
I understand that politics grants conspiracy a (small) level of legitimacy
But this seems a touch too far
I won’t raise my hopes he’s dead until either: an official announcement, or he’s not seen in person for a week or so
