Would the theme park be divided up into different “lands” like:

• “Broke roommate can’t pay their share of the rent again”-ville
• “Why do you have that ratchet bitch’s number in your phone, Noah?”-crossing
• “What are you lookin’ at, bro?!” -'roid rage island
• “WTF is the upstairs apartment neighbor doing to make that kind of noise at this time of night! Goddamit! I have to work a fuckin’ double shift tomorrow and can’t be exhausted”-land
• “I’m so wasted right now, I’m sorry I puked in your car”-street