So a soup with noodles is nachos but a soup without noodles is a salad.

What is the definition of noodles in this scenario?

Is a Potato soup a salad and a Gnocchi soup Nachos?

Is it the adding of carbs in general or is it specifically noodles?

What about wild rice soup? Wild rice is a seed. So is it a Salad or a Nacho?

Also, why is a Turducken a salad? Prepared correctly its a sushi or even a calzone.

Also also the cube itself, does it have to be a carb outer layer? Pigs in a blanket are considered a sushi but what of smoked sausages wrapped in bacon?

That actually made me angry.