This is a normal transition to marriage. Couples will enter a social media cocoon as their accounts and associated content are liquefied and reconstituted into a final mature state of matrimonial bliss.

Please witness their emergence as a single, beautiful, contiguous organism, at 5pm Saturday on Magnolia Terrace Landing Events Center and Disco-tech. Formal dress. Cash bar. Parking in lot adjacent to building.

No flash photography, as it can startle the newly conjoined marital couple.